Polar Seltzer
100% natural. Calorie-free. No juice. Vegan. Gluten free. Impossibly good. A fruity recipe of epic yumminess without weirdness (like nuts, sugar, grapefruit or minotaurs). Fearing only his own thirst, the Mighty Minotaur hides deep within his labyrinth maze built solely from Polar Seltzer cans. His love of bubbles is matched only by his savage determination to steal yours. Drink quickly. (hashtag)SeltzerJr.